Peach Gets "Regular Kidnapped" In Hilarious Short

What if Peach got kidnapped by someone other than Bowser? I wouldn't want to be that person! We're talking about a guy who can crush things into oblivion by jumping into them! Who knows what he would do to any regular person who made the mistake of kidnapping his princess! Dorkly took a stab at it and I think they captured how it would go down well. Check it out.