When I saw Mighty No. 9 amassed over $3,000,000 dollars for a 2D Mega Man spiritual successor, I expected more than this! This game looks levels below the concept art, and more akin to Mischief Makers (N64 *shake shake*) or something! Unfortunately, that's not even the worst of this trailer.

You have this narrator saying stuff that would trigger a 7th grader into hysterical laughter, but few others. "Make you cry harder than an anime fan on prom night?" What the f***?! Who wrote this script the guy that lingers a little too long at my local comic shop?! If I was a Kickstarter supporter, I would be very worried right now.