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Giant Kangaroo Mounts Coming to ARK: SURVIVAL EVOLVED

What does a game about free-roam survival involving ride-able dinosaurs need? Big ass kangaroos, obviously! The Procoptodon, a 2-meter tall extinct ancestor of the modern kangaroo, is coming in a new update to Ark: Survival Evolved. You'll be able to leap around at high speeds, make daring jumps across ravines, and chill out in its huge pouch with a machine gun while your friend pilots the giant fuzzy creature. Coincidentally, this is just how I assume our readers and staff in Australia get around. If I'm wrong, well then you guys have some real changes to your life to consider.