Well, 2023 is almost over. That sucked. Actually, no, despite most of the insanity gripping the US and some parts of the world, 2023 was an amazing year for us gamers by and large. I’m still here, I’m alive and so are my two cats. I call that a win. Let’s be honest though, most of us spend our time sitting playing games a la the stock photo above. Nice, right? Well, sure, if you don’t care about your health. So, here we are again with a fresh section of Healthy Geeks review roundup. Let’s dive right in!

DNA Vibe
$279

RED LIGHT THERAPY!!! It sounds so futuristic yet, the future is here for us gamers. After those long Barbie Horse Adventure or, Call of Duty, marathon sessions you need some relief. You need to get that blood flowing and those inflamed body parts healed up. No joke, this little band is a miracle worker and makes a HUGE difference after those insane gaming stretches, or, heaven forbid, you actually are sore from exercising instead of gaming for 12 hours straight.

It’s fast, it works like a champ, it’s convenient, and it’s truly a small wonder. We can’t recommend this enough.

WellBody WingSpan
$249

This is Jim. Jim is sore from playing World of Warcraft too much and now needs some relief. Jim was smart and picked up a WellBody WingSpan complete with HeatBall tech that gets to every spot on the bod including any hard-to-reach places. This little bad boy is fully mobile and comes apart like a snap for portable and travel if needed. It’s also USB rechargeable which is a huge win!

For long gaming sessions, for massaging ANY part of that bod of yours, the WingSpan is a godsend that is easy to use, super high quality, and durable. Get them parts massaged peeps!

Couchmaster CYBOSS
$179

As I am writing this, it’s the end of 2023. Nobody goes into the office anymore and if you do, HAHA! SUCKS TO BE YOU! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. I know some people are back to the office but those gamers and remote workers who don’t have to brave those insane commutes, boy oh boy do I have the item of your dreams. Wanna work and game like a BOSS!? ‘Course ya do. The CYBOSS from Couchmaster is a dream come true for us couch warriors.

With ample space, quality components, and even a ventilation grille in the center for those blazing hot CPUs and GPUS, the CYBOSS is king of the hill when it comes to remote workspaces. I absolutely love this little beast and it is a must-have for anyone stuck at home for long periods of time.