I'm literally dying right now. We all are. Now that you need some humor upon that grim realization, look at this hilarious bootlegged Snake action figure from the Metal Gear Solid series...

I think this is what I'm now going to imagine Snake's face is post mortem as people scream in his ear via codec! The figure was purchased for $5 by Reddit user City66, but the laughs he'll get from it will be priceless.