No Joke: Microsoft Announces The Xbox "Onesie"

Microsoft has developed an adult Onesie to maximize your gaming experience. Its name, the Xbox Onesie, is enough to make the Wii-U cringe. Perhaps more cringy is the "features" it comes with...

  • The ability to have it custom embroidered with your Gamertag
  • A pocket for your Xbox controller
  • A pocket for your remote opposite the controller pocket
  • A pocket for your cell phone on your arm
  • forearm grips

All that and, you know, it's a onesie for adults. 

There's no price tag on this yet. The only thing Eurogamer is reporting is that it was showcased in Australia and will be available there before here.