Video: Wario Looks Pretty Damn Weird On A Horse

No one expected much from the latest Mario And Sonic at the Olympic Games, but they were wrong...so wrong. Initially reported by the editor of Polygon and then made infinitely better by Kotaku, it would appear that Wario riding a realistic horse is somewhat scary and horrifying...

I don't even get how this would work in real life! He's too bottom heavy and round to balance on the force so obviously he's maintaining his hold through his massive arm strength which means he's seconds away from tearing that horses head off! If that's not canon it should be. I want it written somewhere that Wario needed multiple horses for the event because he kept accidentally killing them.