Hey hey hey fellow healthy geeks! It’s time for more review roundups and this month, we have a slew of red light (district) goodies and plenty o’ cocoa products to review so, let’s get started!
DNA Vibe
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Aches? Pains? Vibe that sh&% out! Yeah, I was skeptical going in. No sir, not anymore. Regenerative Light Therapy is the real deal and I am a firm believer in the relief it brings from all sorts of ailments. Does it correct your ED? Heavens no but it sure is a small wonder when it comes to all those aches, pains, and ouchies from exercise or pulling that muscle from getting out of your gaming chair to get a snack from the fridge. From skeptic to believer, this is one of our fave products in recent memory.
Crio Bru Brewed Cacoa (Hazelnut and Carmel Flavors)
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It’s not coffee, it’s cacao! Cool tagline and for once, it actually means something outside of cringe marketing. Look, I am not going to try to get you to kick your coffee addiction but I am going to tell you, there is something healthier and just plain better for you out there. With a ton of flavors, Hazelnut and Carmel being the best out there if you can find them, instead of a spike of energy and then a crash, Crio gives you sustainable and subtle energy all day without the crash thanks to theobromine and other magic. Put some creamer in it and boy oh boy. Bonus: No coffee runs or ruined pants.
Moonbrew Sleepy Cocoa
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There are SOOOOO many sleep aids, pills, drinks, garbage out there trying to get our crazy brains to sleep. I’ve been testing a pile of them as of late and they range from fantastic (very few of them) to absolutely horrid. Let’s not mention the ones that give me dreams where I am stuck in a Scooby Doo episode where I am being chased by a chili dog, let’s focus on the best one we’ve tested as of late: Moonbrew! It’s yummy and doesn’t have Melatonin or any other garbage in it. I did wish it made me sleep a bit longer but it’s been the most effective I’ve tried without all the strange side effects.
